Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.
Teacher (to another student): ‘What is your name?’.
Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
Student: ‘My name is [...]
One of my best friend Abdul Aziz sent me this joke, I hope you would like it.
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “.
Thakur [with anger]: [...]
I got a mail from my friend Harishankar, I like the mail. I hope you would like it.
Few methods to Catch the LION.
Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.http://forum.santabanta.com/images/smilies/smartyjune07/297banghead.gif
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative [...]
Raju raju, yes papa
cheating us, no papa
telling lies, No papa
open your account
ha ha ha…
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Raju & raju sat on the board
Raju & raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju & raju made a big fraud
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S-Stealing
A-And
T-Transferring
Y-Your
A-All
M-Money