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Teacher (to another student): ‘What is your name?’.
Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
Student: ‘My name is Sunder Lal Chadda.”

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE.

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Bunty, Why you Absent on yesterday?
Bunty: I was suffering from Bird Flu
Teacher: Bird Flu? Don’t cheat me, It only spread within Chickens.
Bunty: Yes, I know. I got this virus as each and every day you punished me as “MURGA” (chicken).

Lady Manager: “What is your name?”

New Employee: “John”.

She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of named or famed company you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their sur name only. like… Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now, what is your sur name?”

John sighed: “Darling………… My name is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .”
Some rules cannot be followed…. Exceptions are always there !!!!!

1. Nahin…….. ……… ???
2. Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..
3. Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai …
4. Mera pehle se ek boyfriend hai….
5. Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…
6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….
7. Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8. Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??
9. Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….
10. Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11. Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12. Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13. Sorry….
14. “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. Lolz…………………………… “
15. “Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu”
16. “Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don’t cheat on me ) ” … (that guys most often do)
17. Phele kyon nahi bataya Ab tum late ho gaye ..
18. Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19. Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
20. Keep loving I don’t care.
21. Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
22. Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
23. Tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi.
24. Tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi.
25. Mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , woh hi tumhe samajhayenge.
26. Knyo, Tina NE “Nah” bola?
27. Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
28. Kitne time ke liye -???
29. “What?”
30. “Let’s just stay away from this”
31. My friend in college got one classic reply … “I THINK I’M ENGAGED”
32. “I think, I will have better options in future …”
33. Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
34. My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
35. Like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever
36. Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
37. My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
38. “Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?…”she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …
39. SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..
40. He he I didn’t expect that from you….
41. Nice joke …
42. Bad Joke, Never do try Again…
43. Tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye…..
44. Achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ….. And then walks on……….
45. Tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata…. Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi mein batati Hun…

I hope next time be Prepare with the reply…