NOKIA - Connecting People!
SAMSUNG – Every One Is Invited!
CELL ONE – Changing Life Style!
PHILIPS – Lets Makes Things Better!
TAPAL – Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!
SPRITE – Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas, Baki sab Bakwass!
PEPSI – Yeh Dil mange More!
LG – Digitally Yours!
NIKE – Just Do It!
HABIB – Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!
WAVES – Naam Hi Kafi Hai!
BUTTER SCOTCH – Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!
PAN PARAG – Ek se mera kya Hoga!
COCA COLA - Jo chaho ho jaye … Enjoyyy!!!
Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.
Teacher (to another student): ‘What is your name?’.
Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
Student: ‘My name is Sunder Lal Chadda.”
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: Bunty, Why you Absent on yesterday?
Bunty: I was suffering from Bird Flu
Teacher: Bird Flu? Don’t cheat me, It only spread within Chickens.
Bunty: Yes, I know. I got this virus as each and every day you punished me as “MURGA” (chicken).
A lady manager of a reputed office noticed a new employee and called him to her office.
Lady Manager: “What is your name?”
New Employee: “John”.
She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of named or famed company you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their sur name only. like… Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now, what is your sur name?”
John sighed: “Darling………… My name is John Darling.”
“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .”
Some rules cannot be followed…. Exceptions are always there !!!!!
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