Let me tell you a short story,
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.
Then he walked around the beach. He saw a pack of pebbles lied on the beach.
He thought its a good idea to pass time. Soon he sat on a [...]
Teacher: ‘What is your name?’
Student: ‘Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.’
Teacher: ‘When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.’
Student: ‘My name is Sunlight.
Teacher (to another student): ‘What is your name?’.
Student: ‘My name is Beautiful Red Underwear’
Teacher: ‘What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name’
Student: ‘My name is [...]
Friends, After all this left for us.. (Bas, yahi dekhna Baki reh gaya tha) …
A lady manager of a reputed office noticed a new employee and called him to her office.
Lady Manager: “What is your name?”
New Employee: “John”.
She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of named or famed company you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to [...]
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when Someone proposed her…
Nahin…….. ……… ???
Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..
Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai …
Mera pehle se ek boyfriend hai….
Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…
Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh [...]
Many people have wished to lock folders without the use of any alternative software. So, here you go.
Lets Create a Batch file to do the Folder Lock and Unlock.
Open Notepad and copy the below code and save as locker.bat .
Don’t forget to change your password in the code it’s shown the place where to [...]
Wishing you all a happy valentine day.
may your love come true and lasts long..
One of my best friend Abdul Aziz sent me this joke, I hope you would like it.
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “.
Thakur [with anger]: [...]
I got a mail from my friend Harishankar, I like the mail. I hope you would like it.
Few methods to Catch the LION.
Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.http://forum.santabanta.com/images/smilies/smartyjune07/297banghead.gif
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative [...]